Zone Wars/Quotes
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- Ned Flanders: Now remember, boys, it's very important that you always obey the law.
- Rod Flanders: Always, daddy? That must be awful hard...
- Ned: It's easy, Roddy! Why, I've never had so much as a par-diddly-arking ticket!
- Bart: [thinking] Never even had a parking ticket, eh? We'll see about that...!
- Bart: Hey, if something's this much fun, I should share it with everyone!
- Rainier Wolfcastle: But I'm a big star! I'm supposed to be immune!
- Moe Szyslak: What the--?!
- Principal Skinner: Oh, mother!
- Apu: Hey, young miscreant! Put that back! Do you want me to bar you for life from the Kwik-E-Mart? Again?
- Jimbo Jones: This is my beer! I brought it with me when I came in!
- Apu: Do not try my patience, or I will be forced to reason with you in a most unpleasant fashion!
- Chief Wiggum: Man, what a rip-off! Where's the violence? Where are all the robberies? There's nothing on this video but that Simpson kid spray-painting a curb. Hey, wait a minute! No wonder I've been getting writer's cramp from writing all those extra parking tickets! It's all that kid's fault!
- Judge Snyder: Bart Simpson, this court finds you guilty of malicious mischief. Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?
- Bart: I didn't do it! Nobody saw me! You can't prove anything!
- Judge Snyder: Yes, you did do it! We've all seen you, and your guilt is proven! I hereby sentence you to hard labor scrubbing all the paint off those phony red zones!
