| Patty and Selma's Dating Do's & Dont's
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| Comic Story information
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Patty and Selma's Dating Do's & Dont's is a comic story first printed in Bart Simpson's Joke Book.
Synopsis
- Patty and Selma compile a list of dos and don'ts for dating.
Plot
Patty and Selma give their dating dos and don'ts:
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Don't
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| Respond to personal ads in the classified section of the local newspaper.
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Respond to graffiti on the walls of the local bus station.
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| Dress to kill.
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Cause actual hart failure.
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| Ask him to rub suntan lotion on your back.
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Ask him to rub ointment on your bunion.
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| Do let him show you his etchings.
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Don't let him show you his appendix scar.
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| Do wait by the phone.
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Don't hold your breath.
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