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Marge: Who wants fresh-baked cookies?
Bart: I do!
Lisa: I do!
Homer: None for me, Marge! I couldn't eat another bite!

Homer's Conscience: But, Homer! What if these are those are the last chocolate chips in the world? If you don't eat them now, you might never have chocolate chip cookies again!
Homer: Aagghh!!

Marge: More cookies, Homey?
Homer: No, Marge! Take them away!
Homer's Conscience: No, Homer, no! What if the world runs out of sugar tomorrow? There wouldn't be anymore cookies...ever!
Homer: Yaahh!!

Bart: Why does Homer always scream right before he starts to eat?
Marge: I don't know, but he sure loves my cookies!