In the Thrall of the Neanderthal!/Quotes
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- Lisa: Thanks for taking me to this exhibit, dad. It’s fascinating to see how far mankind has evolved.
- Homer: I thought we just left the exhibit.
- Lisa: That was the gift shop, dad.
- Homer: You mean we don’t get to eat yet?
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: Early man was ruled by his stomach, scavenging food wherever he could find it.
- Lisa: Wow, I guess anything’s better than fighting against that thing!
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: But sometimes hunger drove him to extreme measures.
- Homer: Chocolately goodness... come to papa! Aww, it’s stuck!
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: Neanderthals relied on brute strength and simple tools to get what they wanted.
- Homer: Ooo--oooh, stupid machine!
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: But often brute strength was not enough. In fact, it could lead to fatal mistakes!
- Lisa: Oh, no!
- Homer: You think you’re so smart. I’ll show you!
- Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: Such "mistakes" were nature's way of making sure only the smartest survived. Leave him be, little girl. It's nature's way.
- Homer: I want my candy!
