Homer Wants an SUV/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: C'mon kids! We're going shopping for an SUV!

Bart: Finally, an end to the shame of being the only family in town with a sedan.

Marge: I don't know, Homer...

Homer: Marge, "sedan stigma" is the leading cause of low esteem in children.

Bart: This model has a snowboard rack and a fully-stocked wet bar!

Homer: The cargo space in this model converts into a state of the art DVD screening room!

Lisa: But SUVs are notoriously unsafe! Their tyres burst, and they flip over easily!

Homer: So they protect the jobs of ambulance drivers, and they're fun to drive!

Lisa: But the pollution they cause will be a serious problem for generations to come!

Homer: Lisa, my generation gave the world cable TV and microwaveable French fries! Pollution will be your generation's big challenge!

Marge: Don't worry, Lisa. SUVs have one very effective safety feature.

Lisa: What's that, mom?

Marge: The price. We'll never be able to afford one!