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Homer: What are those?
Lisa: The Li'l Chickadees are selling cookies as a fundraiser for starving kids in Africa.
Homer: Ooo... Li'l Chickadees cookies. Now with non-toxic levels of caramel.
Marge: Homer, don't eat those cookies. Lisa's selling them so children in Africa won't starve to death.
Homer: Starve to death? Yeah right, those kids are probably still livin' large off their "We Are the World" royalties.

Marge: [dream] Homer, you must eat those cookies before the starving African kids do. If you don't, we'll all die. Please save us!

Marge: Homer! I told you not to eat those!
Homer: But then I had a dream of you telling me to eat them. I think I was brainwashed.
Marge: Oh really?! And just who brainwashed you?
Homer: Jealous, starving, Chinese kids?

Cletus Spuckler: Which do you suppose goes better with fried critter, the Tiddlywink or the Lady Creamfiller?