Homer Takes Out the Trash/Quotes

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Homer: Remember, men—cleanliness is next to laziness!

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Homer: Ahhh, Sunday. The day of rest after a hard week of clockwatching and horseplay at work. The only possible thing that could ruin it is...

Marge: Homey! Can you please take out the trash?

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Homer: If I didn't hear it, I don't have to do it.

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Homer: Heh. Marge'll never find me after all that!

Marge: ...Just take out the trash, Homer.

Homer: Aw... how do you always find me?

Marge: Easy. You always end up at Moe's.

Homer: But they have pickled eggs! Pickled eggs, Marge!