Premium Generic Shaving Lotion
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Premium Generic Shaving Lotion
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Product Information
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Premium Generic Shaving Lotion is a brand of shaving lotion.
History
When Homer was getting ready for work, he grabbed his Premium Generic Shaving Lotion and had an idea. First, he gave himself a silly mustache. Next, he covered his head in shaving cream and pretended to be a wolfman. Then, he made himself look like Ned Flanders. Finally, he made himself look like Krusty the Clown. Marge then entered the bathroom and told Homer that he was four hours late for work. Homer, with the bathroom covered in shaving lotion, told Marge that it's not his fault that someone didn't buy enough shaving lotion.
