Bart Sneaks Out/Quotes
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- Bart: Later, dudes. I'm off to Scabby's Dangerworld Skateboarding and Skeet Shooting Park. It's the grand opening!
- Marge: You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!
- Bart: Aw, mom! The flies are just starting to feel at home in there!
- Bart: This room will always need cleaning, but that skate course will only be new and smooth once! Just a quick run on Scabby's Track of Terror and I'll be back before Mom even knows I'm gone!
- Bart: Hey, what are the odds of you guys helping me down?
- Jimbo Jones: About a dozen to one!
- Dolph Shapiro: Who ordered the nerd omelet?
- Bart: The weird thing is... this was still more fun than cleaning my room!