Springfield Pet Hospital/Quotes
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- Lisa: Oh, doctor, thank you so much for letting me spend time here for Career Day!
- Veterinarian: No problem, Lisa. But I must warn you: life in the pet E.R. isn't all fun and games. Sometimes things get pretty serious.
- Groundskeeper Willie: Halp! Th' blasted school snake has swallowed me best pair o' bogpoops!
- Veterinarian: Get the crash-cart, nurse! Stat!
- Cletus Spuckler: Hey, Doc, Thelma-Louise done got in the still drippings again. She hain't got no heartbeat!
- Veterinarian: Crash-cart, nurse! Stat!
- Cletus: Thankee kindly, Doc. There'll be two chickens and a sack o' taters on yore back porch come th' mornin'!
- Marge: Lisa? Doctor, she's fainted!
- Veterinarian: Nurse, crash-cart! Stat!
