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Martin Prince: So, Bart, I see you're still reading your superhero comic books!
Bart: Yeah, so?
Martin: Those things are filled with nothing but adolescent male power fantasies! Comic books are not literature! No comic book could ever compare to a great science fiction novel, such as Bester's "The Stars My Destination" or the Bradbury classic "Something Wicked This Way Comes"!
Nelson Muntz: Heavens, is that nerd-talk I hear?!
Martin: Or what about Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale"? Surely you must admit that your funny books pale in comparison to such lofty tomes!

Nelson Muntz: [thinking] Ah, there's nothing like a good old-fashioned nerd-pantsin'!
Martin:And furthermore... Gor' blimey!
Nelson: Ha, ha!
Bart: Here, Martin! You look like you could use a good adolescent male power fantasy!