Groundskeeper Willie Video Documentary/Quotes
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- Groundskeeper Willie: Little Willie, Willie won’t go home. But ye canna push Willie ’round ’cause Willie will naw go!
- Willie: Och! Th’ secret ta removin’ possums from th’ rain gooters is ta sneak oop on ’em real quiet-like.
- Bart: Ah, this footage has no vitality, no sparkle! Shake the ladder, Milhouse, and liven things up a bit.
- Milhouse Van Houten: You got it!
- Willie: Hey! Who’s wigglin Willie?! You’ll wake the poss… Yaaah! Me face me proud Highland face!
- Willie: Yeowch! Ye did this, Bart Simpson—with yer wee girlie mate Milhouse! Ye’ve made Willie bruise his bottom!
- Milhouse: Hey! I don’t ever wee, and I haven’t for years!
- Bart: Easy, Milhouse.
- Willie: Grrreat salty pearls on a half-shell! Those black-hearted, half-pint hippogriffs have graffitid again hoodoo all over Willie! Now I’ll have to shower early! I wasn’t due for another ’til Wednesday!
- Principal Skinner: Members of the school board next on our tour is… Groundskeeper Willie?!
- Willie: Och, geez! Willie’s gonna hear about this little incident come raise time, for sure!
