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Bart: Kopter One to cargo crew... seek permission to drop cargo load. What is your status?
Homer: Status... hungry!

Marge: Bart! How many times do I have to tell you, no flying helicopters in the house. Go outside!
Bart: But Mom, there's no room outside. It's a jungle out there.

Homer: Marge, I never said I was going to mow the lawn. I said I was, uh, going to... mosey a-long to Moe's bar.
Marge: Homer, what about setting an example for the children? I was going to make your favorite pork casserole, but I won't make anything if you won't mow the lawn!
Homer: Great, now I'll miss Commercial Jingle Karaoke Night at Moe's.