Burns' Birthday/Quotes
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- Waylon Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mr. Burns?
- Mr. Burns: Yes, Smithers! In honour of my birthday, I want to feel the exhilarating free-fall of the aero-skydive and the gentle glide of a tranquil parachute descent!
- Smithers: Okay, but I’ll jump out first so I can be on the ground to catch you. We wouldn’t want your boots to get dusty, sir.
- Smithers: Good lord! Mr. Burns forgot to wear his leg weights! With these air currents he’s too light to fall!
- Homer: I don’t see why your mother made me take you kite-flying! I was supposed to go fishing with Barney!
- Bart: Yeah, Dad, we know.
- Lisa: Can we fly the kite now?
- Homer: In a minute.
- Mr. Burns: Get me down from here, you bargain basement Ben Franklin!
