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Moe Szyslak: Whatsamatta, Homer?
Homer: Marge says I'm getting a beer belly, but I'm not!
Moe: Aw, have a beer on the house. You'll feel better.

Moe: Sorry, Homer. Free beer called on account of Barney.
Homer: You think I'm fat, too! I knew it!
Barney Gumble: [HIC] I think he looks pretty good!