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A Kwik-E-Mart Sing-Along

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"A Kwik-E-Mart Sing-Along"
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Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Pamela Hayden
Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Bart Simpson
Ralph Wiggum
Milhouse Van Houten
Lisa Simpson
Homer Simpson
Length: 0:20
Writer(s): Original: Cole Porter and Robert Fletcher
Parody lyrics: John Swartzwelder
Appearance(s): "The Lastest Gun in the West"

"A Kwik-E-Mart Sing-Along" is the song by Apu, Bart, Ralph, Milhouse, Lisa, and Homer.

Lyrics[edit]

Apu:
Oh, give me land, lots of land,
Under starry skies above.
Kids:
Don't fence me in!
Apu:
Sir, you cannot pee,
Unless you are an employee.
Homer:
Can't keep it in!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of "Don't Fence Me In" by Cole Porter and Robert Fletcher.

Appearances[edit]