  
A Lesser Evil
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| A Lesser Evil
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A Lesser Evil is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Showbiz Showdown content update. It requires Chinnos to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Chinnos' exclamation mark
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Thank you all for attending today's anger management seminar. Who would like to begin?
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I still don't see why I have to be here in the first place.
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Because in some circles, seizing the entire east coast from the United States of America is frowned upon.
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Pfft. Liberals.
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We have a new member joining us. Chinnos, why don't you introduce yourself to the group.
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Hello. Name's Chinnos. I'm not really sure why I'm here either.
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Agreed. This class is a sham.
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Then why are you here, Mr. Burns?
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I'm recruiting promising, evil up-and-comers into my cartel.
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I don't want my seminar used for nefarious purposes. You're going to have to leave.
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Fine. But before I go, I'm taking Chinnos with me.
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And before I go, I'm taking some of the complimentary juice and cookies from the table.
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Task: "Make Chinnos Go With Mr. Burns". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Barbarian Castle, Colonel Burns' Mansion, Water Baron Burns Mansion, Burns State Prison, Basketball Stadium, Burns Slant-Drilling Co., Burns Coffin, Burns Limo, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Recruit Chinnos". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Barbarian Castle, Colonel Burns' Mansion, Water Baron Burns Mansion, Burns State Prison, Basketball Stadium, Burns Slant-Drilling Co., Burns Coffin, Burns Limo, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Nice place you got here, Mr. Burns.
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It's what a life of villainy has afforded me.
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I notice you've got a bit of a mosquito problem... *shaking hounds off his leg*
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Those aren't bugs, those are my vicious hounds!
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These happy little guys? *tickling hounds* They're not vicious at all.
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Strange... Usually when my hounds sink their teeth into intruders, they release horrified screams.
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It seems this man is impervious to pain, sir.
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I could use someone like that, Smithers.
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For picking raspberries in the thorn bushes?
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No, you ninny, for terrorizing my underlings!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Chinnos' exclamation mark
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Just look at him, Smithers. Isn't he fantastic?
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Pfft, I don't see what he has that I don't.
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For starters he's eight feet tall and a monster. Tell me, Mr. Chinnos, what are your darkest desires?
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Well, I don't know how dark it is, but I'd like for people to see me in a different light. Not always as an evil bad guy.
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I beg your pardon? Being evil is great. It's what's made me wealthy.
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But does that wealth bring you happiness?
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Of course, it does! Tremendous happiness! But let's rewind here and take a moment to find your inner villain.
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Only after we get back to the anger management class. I'll bet they're wondering where we waltzed off to.
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*angry murmur*
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If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Coach Chinnos". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Barbarian Castle, Colonel Burns' Mansion, Water Baron Burns Mansion, Burns State Prison, Basketball Stadium, Burns Slant-Drilling Co., Burns Coffin, Burns Limo, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Chinnos Try to Get Into Character". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Chinnos' exclamation mark
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My God, man. Was that your best attempt at being evil? That was truly awful.
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Truly awful like in an evil way?
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Like in a "you are a disgrace to villains everywhere" way!
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Alright, I guess it's time I brought out the big guns...
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| Task: "Make Chinnos Use the Doomsday App". The job takes 4 hours.
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Another colossal failure. I'm beginning to question if you're even supervillain material.
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Please, Mr. Burns, give me one more chance!
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No, I'm through with you. Smithers, see Mr. Chinnos out.
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Right away, sir. Will you be needing any other evil deeds carried out for the day?
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Eh, I'm exhausted. Just knock an ice cream cone out of a child's hands and call it a day.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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