A King-Sized Woodsman

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"A King-Sized Woodsman"

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Characters: Singing railroad hobo Length: Part one: 0:10 Part two: 0:10 Part three: 0:10 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: John Frink and Don Payne Appearance(s): "Simpsons Tall Tales"

"A King-Sized Woodsman" is a song sung by the singing railroad hobo about Paul Bunyan.

Lyrics

Part one

Won't you listen to my tale that's ten stories tall,

'bout a king-sized woodsman name-a Bunyan, comma, Paul...

Part two

Born mighty big, he continued to expand,

Thanks to a hopped-up pituitary gland...

Part three

His body grew big, but his brain stayed small,

He was tree-choppin', friend-stompin', house-crushing Paul...

Appearances

• Episode – "Simpsons Tall Tales"