Alone Again, Natura-Diddily/Quotes
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Quotes
- Moe: "Look Ned, I know we ain’t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something."
- Ned: "Oh, wasn't she. Thank you Moe, I really appreciate that."
- Moe: "I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!"
- Ned: "What are you saying!?"
- Moe: "What, nothing, she was hot, what you can't take a compliment?"
- Homer: "From now on, I will say 'I love you' or 'You're special' before you leave the room. Nah, too long. How about just a pat on the butt?
- Lisa: "Dad, why are you taping Flanders?"
- Bart: "Do you even have a job anymore?"
- Homer: "I think it's pretty obvious that I don't."
- Maude: "I like to look at the poor people in the infield."
[Maude looks at Brandine and Cletus, who are at the infield]
- Brandine: "Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?"
- Cletus: "Now, honey, they's my parents too!"
- [A shirtless Homer is begging the racetrack cheerleaders to give him a free T-shirt.]
- Homer: "I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!"
- Ralph Wiggum: "Mommy has bosoms like that!"
- Chief Wiggum [sarcastically] : "Yeah, I wish."
