Simpsons Bible Stories/Quotes

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Krusty: "Now, I'm not saying Jezebel's easy, but before she moved to Sodom, it was known for its pottery!"

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Bart: "What say you now, Goliath? Without your hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength! "

Nelson: "That's Samson, idiot!"

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Nelson: "Let my proclamation go forth across the land! Ha, ha!"

Homer: I shall cut the pie in half (does so) and each man will get... death.