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Behold the Lord High Executioner

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"Behold the Lord High Executioner"
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Song Information
Singers: Kelsey Grammer
Characters: Sideshow Bob disguised as Walt Warren
Length: 0:09
Writer(s): Gilbert and Sullivan
Appearance(s): "The Bob Next Door"

"Behold the Lord High Executioner" is a song sung by Sideshow Bob disguised as Walt Warren.

Lyrics

Behold the Lord High Executioner,
A personage of noble rank and title.
A dignified and potent officer
Whose functions are particularly vital.
Defer, defer to the Lord High Executioner.
Defer, defer to the noble lord, to the noble lord,
To the Lord High Executioner.
Taken from the county jail
By a set of curious chances
Liberated then on bail
On my own recognisances
Wafted by a favouring gale
As one sometimes is in trances
To a height that few can scale
Saved by long and weary dances
Surely never had a male
Under such like circumstances
So adventurous a tale
Which may rank with most romances.
Taken from the county jail (Taken from the country jail)
By a set of curious chances (Liberated then on bail)
Surely never had a male (Surely never had a male)
So adventurous a tale (So adventurous a tale.)
Defer, defer to the Lord High Executioner.
Defer, defer to the noble lord, to the noble Lord
High Executioner
Bow down, bow down to the Lord High Executioner.
Defer, defer, to the noble, noble Lord High Executioner.

Behind the Laughter

  • "Behold the Lord High Executioner" is a song from the Gilbert & Sullivan comic opera The Mikado.

Appearances