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Kirk Van Gogh
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 37
Update: Easter 2015
Requirement(s): Easter Island God
Required characters: Kirk
Internal name(s): KirkVanGogh
ID(s): 106012
Previous quest(s): The Godhead


Kirk Van Gogh is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Easter 2015 content update. It requires the Easter Island God to be obtained.

Dialogue

After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark
Kirk It's not every day that I get a job offer from a real god! Or a job offer.
Kirk What's my job title gonna be? High Priest? Bishop? I'll even take a simple, non-sarcastic Father.
Easter Island God - Happy HA! You? A Father?! Don't make me laugh.
Kirk - Sad ...I do have a son.
Easter Island God - Annoyed This being Lord thing hasn't been as lucrative as I hoped.
Easter Island God - Happy So I'm going with my fallback career — Slum Lord. I need you to be my rental agent.
Kirk Convincing desperate people to make bad decisions is something I do everyday!
Kirk - Sad Well, not so much people as person. And that person is me.
Task: "Make Kirk Advertise Slums". The job takes 12 hour.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10