You Don't Win Friends With Salad

"You Don't Win Friends With Salad"

Song Information Singers: Nancy Cartwright Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Characters: Bart Simpson Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Length: "Lisa the Vegetarian": 0:20 "Treehouse of Horror XXIX": 0:05 Writer(s): David S. Cohen Appearance(s): "Lisa the Vegetarian"

"You Don't Win Friends With Salad" is a conga song that Bart, Homer and Marge sung to Lisa.

Lyrics

Bart:

You don't win friends with salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

Bart and Homer:

You don't win friends with salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

Bart, Homer and Marge:

You don't win friends with salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

Appearances

• Episode – "Lisa the Vegetarian"
• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIX"
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out (dance, as an animated task))}}