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The Ultranet of Things

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The Ultranet of Things
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Holidays of Future Past
Requirement(s): Ultranet
Required characters: Lisa, Homer, Marge, Bart, Skinner, Ned
Optional characters: Zia Simpson, President Lisa, Retired Homer, Empty-Nest Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Mooch Bart

The Ultranet of Things is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holidays of Future Past content update. It requires the Ultranet to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

If Zia Simpson is owned: After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark
If Zia Simpson is not owned: After building the Ultranet
Zia Simpson - Happy Hey guys! For my school project I recreated Springfield in the Ultranet, exactly like it was before I was born.
President Lisa - Happy That's amazing! How'd you do it?
Zia Simpson It was pretty simple: hours of coding, an old blueprint algorithm, neural mapping...
President Lisa Jeez, whatever happened to cardboard dioramas...
Zia Simpson Don't worry, I recreated a few of your crappy old dioramas too!
Retired Homer - Happy I'm gonna go back and get a burger at Krusty's from before they were all replaced with Impassable Burgers -- fake meat that stays in you forever.
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Share Her Ultranet Project With Family". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
If President Lisa is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Be Impressed With Zia's Project". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
If President Lisa is owned: Task: "Make President Lisa Be Impressed With Zia's Project". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
If Retired Homer is not owned: Task: "Make Homer Visit Virtual Krusty's". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
If Retired Homer is owned: Task: "Make Retired Homer Visit Virtual Krusty's". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
Squeaky Voice Attendant You know these burgers are just computer simulations, right?
Retired Homer Don't care.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Wow, I've never seen someone get fatter from eating holograms!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark
If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: After completing Pt. 1
Empty-Nest Marge - Happy This is exciting! I'm going to visit my old book club!
Helen Lovejoy Oh, how wonderful. It's Marge. Bring us any of your under-layered taco dip?
Empty-Nest Marge - Annoyed Even a virtual recreation of you is catty towards me?
Helen Lovejoy My Cattiness Index is dialed down to one. I guess you just bring it out of me, virtual or not.
If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: Task: "Make Marge Attend Virtual Book Club". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 4 hours.
If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge Attend Virtual Book Club". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 4 hours.
If Helen Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Virtual Helen Tell Marge How She Really Feels". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 4 hours.
Helen Lovejoy - Angsty ...and don't get me started on that fat oaf of a husband of hers!
Empty-Nest Marge - Annoyed I should've known it was going to go like this when I saw the book you were reading was "Jane Eyre Your Grievances".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark
If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: After completing Pt. 2
Empty-Nest Marge - Annoyed Zia, I think there's something wrong with your Ultranet Springfield! Everyone in it is very mean.
Retired Homer - Surprised Yeah! I usually feel bad about myself after I gorge at a fast-food place, not during!
Zia Simpson - Apathetic It's probably because of the neural scans. You're hearing what people really thought of you back in the day.
Mooch Bart - Happy Hearing what people really think? I want in on this!
If Mooch Bart is not owned: Task: "Make Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours.
If Mooch Bart is owned: Task: "Make Mooch Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Virtual Skinner Tell Bart What He Really Thinks". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours.
Skinner - Surprised ...took years off my life! Sandbagged my career! Blew any chance I had for love...
President Lisa - Annoyed This doesn't bother you?
Mooch Bart - Happy Are you kidding? These are my greatest hits!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

If Retired Homer is owned: After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark
If Retired Homer is not owned: After completing Pt. 3
Retired Homer Alright Virtual Flanders, I know you've been waiting years for this moment. Let me have it -- tell me what you really think about me!
Retired Homer And don't hold back, you holier-than-thou, annoying, goody-two-shoes--
Ned Uh, wasn't I supposed to be the one unburdening myself?
Retired Homer Oh, right. Sorry. Go ahead... stupid Virtual Flanders...
If Retired Homer is not owned: Task: "Make Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
If Retired Homer is owned: Task: "Make Retired Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Virtual Flanders Tell Homer What He Really Thinks". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
Ned - Sad Golly, Homer. I guess the truth is I think that deep down you're really a swell guy!
Ned - Thinking Sure, I wish you'd been a little nicer, a little more sober, and that you wouldn't have stolen so many of my belongings...
Ned - Happy But aw heck, you were the best neighboreeno a fella could ask for!
Retired Homer *sniff!* Finally -- a version of Flanders I actually like!
Ned - Pained *ZZZZZT!* Tears...shorting...me...out! Are you...there, Maude? It's...me...Ned! *ZZZZT!*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

If President Lisa is owned: After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
If President Lisa is not owned: After completing Pt. 4
President Lisa - Sad Zia, maybe you could fine-tune your project a little to make its virtual reality a little less....real.
Zia Simpson - Sad But Mom, you said the Ultranet should be mankind's greatest tool in the search for truth and understanding!
President Lisa I don't remember saying that...
Zia Simpson Oh yeah, that was the virtual version of you. I guess I spend a lot more time with her because she's less demanding...
President Lisa - Surprised I'm not demanding! Now change the damn settings!
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Fine Tune Virtual Springfield". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours.
If President Lisa is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours.
If President Lisa is owned: Task: "Make President Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours.
Quimby - Angry You're all a bunch of no-good morons!
Rockin' Otto - Annoyed Screw you, Quimby! I'll run you down with my bus!
President Lisa I thought we made the virtual citizens nicer?
Zia Simpson We made them too nice -- the A.I. is rejecting it. Being jerks is just too deeply ingrained in Springfielders' DNA!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to Internet of things.