The Ultranet of Things
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level:
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15
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Update:
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Holidays of Future Past
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Requirement(s):
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Ultranet
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Required characters:
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Lisa, Homer, Marge, Bart, Skinner, Ned
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Optional characters:
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Zia Simpson, President Lisa, Retired Homer, Empty-Nest Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Mooch Bart
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The Ultranet of Things is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holidays of Future Past content update. It requires the Ultranet to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
If Zia Simpson is owned: After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark If Zia Simpson is not owned: After building the Ultranet
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Hey guys! For my school project I recreated Springfield in the Ultranet, exactly like it was before I was born.
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That's amazing! How'd you do it?
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It was pretty simple: hours of coding, an old blueprint algorithm, neural mapping...
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Jeez, whatever happened to cardboard dioramas...
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Don't worry, I recreated a few of your crappy old dioramas too!
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I'm gonna go back and get a burger at Krusty's from before they were all replaced with Impassable Burgers -- fake meat that stays in you forever.
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If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Share Her Ultranet Project With Family". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours. If President Lisa is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Be Impressed With Zia's Project". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours. If President Lisa is owned: Task: "Make President Lisa Be Impressed With Zia's Project". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours. If Retired Homer is not owned: Task: "Make Homer Visit Virtual Krusty's". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours. If Retired Homer is owned: Task: "Make Retired Homer Visit Virtual Krusty's". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
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You know these burgers are just computer simulations, right?
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Don't care.
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Wow, I've never seen someone get fatter from eating holograms!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: After completing Pt. 1
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This is exciting! I'm going to visit my old book club!
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Oh, how wonderful. It's Marge. Bring us any of your under-layered taco dip?
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Even a virtual recreation of you is catty towards me?
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My Cattiness Index is dialed down to one. I guess you just bring it out of me, virtual or not.
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If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: Task: "Make Marge Attend Virtual Book Club". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 4 hours. If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge Attend Virtual Book Club". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 4 hours. If Helen Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Virtual Helen Tell Marge How She Really Feels". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 4 hours.
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...and don't get me started on that fat oaf of a husband of hers!
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I should've known it was going to go like this when I saw the book you were reading was "Jane Eyre Your Grievances".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: After completing Pt. 2
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Zia, I think there's something wrong with your Ultranet Springfield! Everyone in it is very mean.
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Yeah! I usually feel bad about myself after I gorge at a fast-food place, not during!
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It's probably because of the neural scans. You're hearing what people really thought of you back in the day.
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Hearing what people really think? I want in on this!
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If Mooch Bart is not owned: Task: "Make Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours. If Mooch Bart is owned: Task: "Make Mooch Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Virtual Skinner Tell Bart What He Really Thinks". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours.
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...took years off my life! Sandbagged my career! Blew any chance I had for love...
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This doesn't bother you?
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Are you kidding? These are my greatest hits!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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If Retired Homer is owned: After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark If Retired Homer is not owned: After completing Pt. 3
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Alright Virtual Flanders, I know you've been waiting years for this moment. Let me have it -- tell me what you really think about me!
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And don't hold back, you holier-than-thou, annoying, goody-two-shoes--
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Uh, wasn't I supposed to be the one unburdening myself?
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Oh, right. Sorry. Go ahead... stupid Virtual Flanders...
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If Retired Homer is not owned: Task: "Make Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours. If Retired Homer is owned: Task: "Make Retired Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Virtual Flanders Tell Homer What He Really Thinks". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 6 hours.
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Golly, Homer. I guess the truth is I think that deep down you're really a swell guy!
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Sure, I wish you'd been a little nicer, a little more sober, and that you wouldn't have stolen so many of my belongings...
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But aw heck, you were the best neighboreeno a fella could ask for!
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*sniff!* Finally -- a version of Flanders I actually like!
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*ZZZZZT!* Tears...shorting...me...out! Are you...there, Maude? It's...me...Ned! *ZZZZT!*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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If President Lisa is owned: After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark If President Lisa is not owned: After completing Pt. 4
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Zia, maybe you could fine-tune your project a little to make its virtual reality a little less....real.
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But Mom, you said the Ultranet should be mankind's greatest tool in the search for truth and understanding!
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I don't remember saying that...
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Oh yeah, that was the virtual version of you. I guess I spend a lot more time with her because she's less demanding...
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I'm not demanding! Now change the damn settings!
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If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Fine Tune Virtual Springfield". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours. If President Lisa is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours. If President Lisa is owned: Task: "Make President Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield". The job takes place at the Ultranet and takes 8 hours.
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You're all a bunch of no-good morons!
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Screw you, Quimby! I'll run you down with my bus!
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I thought we made the virtual citizens nicer?
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We made them too nice -- the A.I. is rejecting it. Being jerks is just too deeply ingrained in Springfielders' DNA!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to Internet of things.