| Age Against the Machine
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Age Against the Machine is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Babies content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| Between August 28, 2019 and September 4, 2019 and after completing Simpsons Babies Intro
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Time to make Mr. Burns reverse the Youthenizer – by force! Sound off, Simpson family assault squad!
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Goo goo!
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Boo boo!
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Woo hoo!
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*suck* *suck*
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I guess it's all up to you, Bart. Everyone else is a baby now.
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I'm not a baby! And my diapey needs changing! Waaah!
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Grampa, take care of the kids. And if I'm not back in one hour, call the police.
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You're dumb as a pineapple! You can call the police now!
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I tried that!
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Hello, you've reached the Springfield Police Department. We're out getting a new answering machine, so please leave your name and crime after the tone.
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The tone doesn't work, Chief. That's why we're getting a new answering machine.
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I'm not following. Let's roll!
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Task: "Collect Safety Gear" (x50).
Task: "Make Babies Befuddle Grampa" (x3). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Museum of Modern Bart
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Characters that can do the "Befuddle Grampa" job include:
Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Sneaking into the nuclear plant is a cinch. Skateboard up the cooling tower… through the atomic blast vent…
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Past the guard crow…
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*CAW!*
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And I'm in! Smack in the middle of Old Man Burns' office!
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"Old Man"? Pshaw! Thanks to the Youthenizer, I'm a scrapping young ball-whacker like you!
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…Although infinitely richer, and with a pack of hounds at my disposal.
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Release the hounds!
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Heeeeeeelp!
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Wait, they're just puppies. Aww.
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The Youthenizer must have hit them by mistake. Damn thing shoots every which way. Hold on a minute and I'll threaten you with my musket instead.
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Collect Safety Gear" (x100).
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Release the Puppies". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Wait Patiently in Terror". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Kamp Krusty w/ Kamp Bart or  12
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Waaaah-BURP! Waaaah-BURP!
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Shut up, ya midgit idjit! I didn't put up with this from my own son, and I won't put up with it from you!
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I am your son.
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You are? Then who am I? I'm very confused!
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Ugh, I can't sit idly by and play with this plastic ring stacker much longer. Five minutes at most. It's really fun.
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After that, we've got to help Bart!
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Task: "Collect Safety Gear" (x100).
Task: "Make Lisa Stack Donut-Like Rings". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Simpson and Grandson Bike Customizing
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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All right, youthful Bartholomew. Come out from behind those adorable puppies so I can shoot you.
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Not so fast! These infants and I are here to, uh… for some reason. That's why!
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Gadzooks, it's four babies and a funeral!
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Your Youthenizer is wreaking havoc, Mr. Burns! We demand you reverse it and restore us to our proper ages!
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Impossible! The Youthenizer can't make anyone older. It only works one way, being as it's powered by a reservoir of adolescent blood.
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Oh, crudpoop.
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Logical, though. Eminently logical.
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It was specially invented for me by my boyhood frenemy, Thomas Alva Edison, that I might one day live life anew.
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…So I saved it until I was at death's very door. Then I forgot about it for seventy more years. Then, I put it to use!
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How come it turned us into babies, but you into an older kid?
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It's a Youthenizer, not a Youth-A-Sizer! It only has so much youthening power!
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Task: "Collect Safety Gear" (x100).
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Aim Musket". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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Of course, now that you know my secret, I must kill you all.
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I only have one musket ball, so stand in front of one another with your aortas perfectly aligned.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
KidZone Elite
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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It's not fair! How come everybody but me gets to be young?
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Shush! I need absolute silence while I'm kerblamming you.
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Yoiks! I'm so scared I pooped my pants earlier!
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To hell with all of you! If I'm going to die, I'm going to die young and leave a beautiful corpse.
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*gasp* Grampa grabbed the Youthenizer!
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Be careful, Grampa! If you fire it at us babies, you might youthenize us right out of existence!
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Babies can bite my wrinkly patoot! I'm pulling the trigg– OW! I sliced open my papery skin on the gizmodulator!
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BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION
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Task: "Collect Safety Gear" (x100).
Task: "Make Babies Get Blasted by the Youthenizer" (x5). The jobs take place at the Control Building and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Get Blasted by a Musket". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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Curses! Abe Simpson's decrepit old blood leaked into the Youthenizing reservoir, transmuting it into an Oldening Ray!
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Of course, an Oldening Ray! And it blasted us all back to our normal ages!
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Except me. I'm much, much more ancient now.
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Hooray!
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*suck* *suck*
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What matters is, everything is back to normal.
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Oh no, Bart! You've been baby-ized!
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Teethe my shorts!
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Huh. I thought I was murdering him with my musket, but it turned out to be the spare Youthenizer. I really ought to pay more attention to whom I shoot with what.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Baby Bart
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