| Get to the Point
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Get to the Point is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the State of Despair content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Order, order, I, er, bring this town hall meeting to order!
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Something strange has come over our town. And it's not March Madness because we eradicated that years ago.
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We've been having a series of, well, I don't want to say Biblical plagues but I'm, er, going to.
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It's global warming! We drove the Earth to its limits and now we must pay. But we can stop it-
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No one likes to hear about global warming. So let's put our heads together and find something else to blame.
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Isn't it obvious? We know exactly who to blame-diddly-ame.
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Oh no. Dear Lord, why do I even bother leaving my trains?
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| Task: "Make Ned Rant About Fire and Brimstone". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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We have incurred God's rather just wrath because none of you were willing to spend one hour in church one day a week.
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But you'd all rather sit around in front of the TV getting fat than visit our Lord on a Sunday.
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He's seen how you've pushed him aside in favor of all your vices, and now he's sent a plague to teach us.
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We must show him we got the message loud and clear by erecting a monument to him on the front steps of the courthouse!
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The Ten Commandments erected in solid gold ought to do nicely. Yessir, empty out your pockets and let's start the collection.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Blue-Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
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I feel I must advise you that erecting a statue to the Ten Commandments would violate separation of church and state.
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Not to mention that gold is both tacky AND expensive.
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B-but, if we don't erect a statue to our Lord then how can we expect his forgiveness?!
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Wait a minute, if we're going around erecting statues to gods then what about Sky Finger?
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Hmm. Sky Finger is not formally recognized by the church, more's the pity, so it wouldn't violate separation of church and state.
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Great! A proposal that's unlikely to get me sued. Make it so!
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| Task: "Place the Sky Finger Monument".
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Wait a minute! I thought we were making this statue out of solid gold?!
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My heart said gold, but what's left of the city budget after I, er, borrowed some funds, said styrofoam convincingly painted like bronze and stone.
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So Sky Finger erects an entire city and this is all the thanks we give?! We can do better...maybe?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Better? What more do you want, a parade? We're not allowed to have those anymore after the last one ended in a stampede.
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What about a ribbon cutting?
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That also ended in a stampede. We're a town of stampeders.
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There must be something we can do to show our devotion to Sky Finger?! Like, I don't know, a funny limerick or something?
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I think you mean a prayer.
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I've never known a limerick to start a stampede. Let's give it a go.
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| Task: "Make Homer Compose a Limerick to Sky Finger". The job takes place at the Sky Finger Monument or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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A God amid thumbs is our Sky Finger.
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On the might of its point our lives linger.
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Our town isn't the same.
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Since its knuckles took reign.
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Something, something, comedic rhyme, the end!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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That was barely a limerick, but at least it didn't result in a stampede.
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Homie gave it his best, that ought to be more than enough.
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Yes, everything always seems to work out for him, but in matters of religion I really think you ought to listen to a more Godly man.
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Hey! Sky Finger! I wrote you a poem; I've never even done that for Marge. Come on, I've always thought we were pals!
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Don't turn your back, er, the back of your finger on us now!
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| Task: "Use the Sky Finger Monument".
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Woohoo! I knew Sky Finger was our one true savior.
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B-b-but! I've been praying to our Lord for a miracle for years and Homer recites half a poorly written limerick and gets it?!
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Come along Ned, I've got a bottle of communion wine I've been saving for just such a crisis of faith.
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Bless you Sky Finger, I'll worship at your altar as often as I feel like it, and always with a side of nachos.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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