| That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Lyla to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
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I, the former Zen priestess, have been reincarnated! But where?
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According to the laws of Karma, if I was good in my last life, I will be rewarded in this one.
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Apparently I came back to Springfield.
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Whatever I did in my past life must have been really bad.
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Oh, now I remember. I was making out with Montgomery Burns. So really, REALLY bad.
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Task: "Make Lyla Zen Out". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Search for His Lost Love". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
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Why have I been reincarnated as myself with all my memories in Springfield? I'm supposed to come back as something different. Like a cat.
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You have unfinished business. You died before you could experience the passions of love with...Montgomery Burns.
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Yuk.
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Only when you have sated your feminine fleshly desires can you escape the cycle of the time and achieve Nirvana.
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I'd still rather be a cat.
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Task: "Make Lyla Repress Inner Desires". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Sense Love Is Near". The job takes place at Burns Homes and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
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Maybe I should listen to Buddha, abandon my priestly chastity, and surrender to the temptations of the flesh.
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After all, Buddha is Enlightened. That's sort of like having a Ph.D in Psychology.
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I'll have to ask the ladies for advice about achieving earthly pleasure, though.
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Well don't ask me, 'cause Kirk ain't delivering! Oh, snap!
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Task: "Make Lyla Explore Her French Sensuality". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfield Ladies Complain About Their Sex Lives". The jobs take place at The Peak Inn and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
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Montgomery Burns, I have come for you!
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You'll never take me alive! I'll blow the nuclear plant sky high and take everyone with me! Oh, it's you Lyla.
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You're not freaked out that I've returned from the afterlife?
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Eh, coming back from death happens to me pretty much every week.
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Then let's achieve our own Earthly paradise. Kiss me with those blue lips, you wrinkled stickbag!
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Task: "Make Lyla Share a Night of Passion". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Enjoy a Night of Passion". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
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Oh, sweet Lyla, what a magical night of love. I've never been so satisfied.
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And you, my precious. Did you discover the joys of fleshly passion?
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Kind of.
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Shall we do it again tonight, honeysuckle?
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I'll get back to you.
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Task: "Make Lyla Try to Escape the Cycle of Time". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Swoon". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the novel That Was Then, This Is Now by S. E. Hinton.
