| Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Santa Claus to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark
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Huzzah! Everything is ready for Christmas, and I can take a much-needed break.
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Where should I start, though? Hot stone massage at the Elf Spa? Play poker with my pal Wayne Gretzky?
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Nah, Gretzky's too good. Plus every time he wins he yells "I am the Great One"!
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I know! I'll practice my platform diving. Hope I still fit into my speedo after all those milk and cookies.
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| Task: "Make Santa Claus Avoid Toy Production". The job takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark
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Hmm, I'm not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads.
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Santa! It's terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph's fine, but all of the other reindeer... gone!
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Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?!
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No, sir, not "Olive", "All of".
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Stop babbling! What do you mean, "not Olive, Olive"? Let's get looking!
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| Task: "Make Santa Claus Find Missing Reindeer". The job takes place at Santa's House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark
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Well, we never found Olive the other reindeer. But we got all of the other reindeer back.
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Now, back to my diving practice.
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Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list.
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His handle was Elbarto42. We think he's Russian.
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So I have to go classify all the kids again?! *sighs* Hand me my red pen.
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| Task: "Make Santa Claus Make His List and Check It Thrice". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark
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Okay, got all the bad kids back on the naughty list. Now to try the reverse somersault pike again. Last time I split my speedo crotch.
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Santa! Jack Frost insult me. Call me "Abdominable Snowman".
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I thought you liked being called Abominable.
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Yes. Me Abominable. But you say "Abdominable". You mean me fat!
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Oh brother, it's Crummy versus Dummy.
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| Task: "Make Santa Claus Mediate". The job takes place at Santa's House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark
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Wow, it's tough to be Santa. Everyone needs me for something.
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So, who's next to interrupt my diving practice?
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Anyone? No? Really. No one needs my help?
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Ah well, I'm too tired for swimming. I only put this thong on for Mrs.Claus anyway.
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Hon, you busy?
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| Task: "Make Santa Claus Pose for His Wife". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the Christmas song "Here Comes Santa Claus" by Gene Autry.
