| All Bark, and Bite
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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All Bark, and Bite is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires Treestache to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After completing Woodchop Pt. 2
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Why are you smashing our town, tree monster? All we've ever done to you is hang ornaments and tinsel off your brothers' and sisters' corpses.
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Your town? I've got deeper roots here than anyone! My great grandfather WAS the Mayflower!
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We have to capture him before he crushes somebody!
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Or even worse, gives me a splinter!
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| Task: "Capture Treestache". The job takes place at 4 and takes 4 hours.
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Characters that can do the "Capture Treestache" task are:
| After completing Pt. 1
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Let me go! I must carry out my master's evil bidding.
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*GASP* You're under the spell of Don't-Say-His-Name aren't you?
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YES! I'd rather be marching two by two under his control than become a two by four!
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He's even worse than the dark wizard Who's-That-Guy. Let me see if I can break the spell.
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| Task: "Enchant Treestache" (x15). The job takes place at Treestache's Grove and takes 4 hours.
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Damn, there goes my future wand material. Plus two thirds of an armoire.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Characters that can do the "Enchant Treestache" task are:
| After completing Pt. 2
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So, you'll join us in the fight against evil, risking limb and... limb, as long as my dad respects your kind?
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Yes. I'm willing to recruit an army of trees, plus some shrubs, if he's willing to extend an olive branch.
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Of course! I just need to chop one down first.
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Task: "Summon Treestache". The job takes place at Treestache's Grove and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Cut Down an Olive Tree". The job takes place at Treestache's Grove and takes 4 hours.
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Marge! I'm all done! I've completed my idea!
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Homer, it's just a pile of wood.
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Yeah, well. Half way through I got sidetracked waging an epic battle with a living tree under a wizard's spell and forgot why I needed wood in the first place.
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Homer, you don't have to lie about getting drunk at Moe's.
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Great idea Marge! Off to Moe's!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "all bark and no bite".
