Tourist Upsell

Tourist Upsell

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Destination Springfield

Tourist Upsell is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Destination Springfield content update.

Dialogue

On March 7, 2017 Three tickets to get the hell out of here, please. Sorry, the new government doesn't allow undocumented immigrants to use the airport. We're American! We're only dressed like this because we're on vacation. Sounds like wall-jumper talk to me! We're from Wisconsin! Wiscon-stan? So you're from the Middle East? No, the Midwest. Ay carumba! Strike three! Message Looks like these immigrants are here to stay, get them in the store and give them the jobs no one else wants.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Destination Springfield quests
Act 2 Teaser Dialogue • Around the World • Around the World Platinum Scratch-R • Cosplay It Again Sam • The Endangered Plane • Favela Fever • Golden Train Teaser • La Bicyclette • The Mysterious Globe • The Noise From Brazil • Norbert Van Wow-ton • Of Rice And Yen • The Osaka Flu • Runway Light • Tourist Upsell • Travel Bonus • Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire?
Maurice	Maurice Acquired Dialogue
César and Ugolin	The French Love Connection
Sakatumi	Flabtastic Creatures
Tiago	Flirty Dancing
Osaka Seafood Concern Squid	Springfield's Seafood Concern
Vicious Monkeys	Thirteen Monkeys
Mr. Sparkle	Sparkled Away
Ronaldo	Low Expectations
Xoxchitla	XOXO!
Sailor Kumiko	Dispirited Away
Battling Seizure Robot	Battling Seizure Robots
Norbert	Strangers on a Golden Train
Tourists	Permanent Vacation
Buildings/Decorations	Arc De Tirades • Bastille This Movie • Big Trouble in Little America • Fuji's Peak • The Iron-Alloy Giant • Krustè With Cheese • La Vigne de le Sang • Pont Du Gard • Reality KTV • Rio Days-Inn-Ero • Robots in the Skies • Royal Tokyo • Santa Teresa Tram Placement • Try and Stop Us Billboard • A View to Brazil
Job Quests	Apply to Be a Gameshow Host • Devour Piles of Meat • Drink Cocktails • Eat at Le Krusty Burger • Exchange Welfare Checks for SkyCredits • Learn About American Values • Order a Salad • Practice His French • Practice Walking Softly Like a Ninja • Ride the Elevators • Sample French Accommodations • Score a Room • Stock Town Maps • Take an Educational Tour
Football 2017
Tailgate-gate
Cleatus	Man in the Grid-Iron Mask
Valentine's 2017
Happy Valentine's Day! • Valentine's Day Dialogue
Dia-Betty	Large and In Charge • Dia-Betty Moonbounce