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Have a Vice Day
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| Have a Vice Day
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Have a Vice Day is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Burns' Casino content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting Act 2
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Attention Burns Casino patrons. As of today, red chips will no longer be used.
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We are switching to green chips, as part of BurnsCo's drive to become more "Green."
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Also, when mixed with sweat the red dye on the old chips becomes a potent carcinogen.
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| Task: "Make Burns Go More Green". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100/ 100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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So many decorations and businesses are opening up around my casino. It's becoming quite a little "Vice-ville."
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A delightful locale for citizens to enjoy all the forbidden pleasures.
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Gambling, drinking, baiting bears...
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What's fun about tormenting a living creature?
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Don't knock it 'til you try it. Smithers! Hop around like a kangaroo until I'm amused.
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Yes sir.
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See Lisa? Fun!
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Task: "Make Skinner Drink Absinthe". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Watch a Sexy Floor Show". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Gorge on Whale Sushi". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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There's something weird about Mr. Burns and his "Vice-ville."
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Lisa, can't an old man share what he loves: losing money on a casino?
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Exactly. Why would he do that? He's hiding something, and everyone who is against gambling needs to figure out what.
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Let's go, Mom.
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With you in a minute. I'm trying absinthe.
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It's pretty good.
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Really good.
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With you in a minute, Lisa. I'm talking to Mr. Toulouse-Lautrec.
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Why yes, Mr. Lautrec, I *will* show you my ankles.
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Task: "Make Marge Hallucinate on Absinthe". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Snoop Around". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Um, excuse me, Mr. Casino Owner? For years I've worshipped you from afar.
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Now, I ask a favor. Can I come work for you?
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You seem like a fine fellow. But you've never worked for me before?
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I don't think so.
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No, I don't think so either.
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Oh for heaven's sake, you've both known each other for years.
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That doesn't sound right.
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No, it really doesn't.
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Task: "Make Burns Consider Hiring Homer". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Not Recognize Mr. Burns". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours.
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Well Simpson, now that I've remembered who you are, I'm afraid there's no job at my casino for a man so witless and incompetent.
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So get back to work at my nuclear plant!
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| Quest reward: 100/100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Say, Homer, which way to the stage? I'm doing a show!
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I don't know, Lance. I'm not allowed to work here.
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Wait a moment. You know this celebrity? I'm impressed!
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I know an implausibly large number of celebrities.
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Then you have the perfect qualifications to be my new Entertainment Coordinator!
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Smithers, hire this man, and fire the old coordinator.
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But I was just about to bring in a really great trick poodle act!
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One poodle. Belongs to my wife. It sits up and begs. Most of the time.
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Check out Princess Kashmir and the Florence of Arabia club and see what other kinds of entertainment Homer cooks up!
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Task: "Make Homer Interview More Entertainers". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours.
If Lance Murdock is owned: Task: "Make Lance Murdock Do Stunts in the Cafeteria". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Homer, you gotta hire me for the casino -- it's the sweetest job there is.
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I mean, look at Carrot Top. He got a gig at the Luxor and now he just phones it in all day to drunk tourists.
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Sir, Carrot Top is my favorite performer. The way he smashes watermelons is sublime.
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You're thinking of Gallagher.
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Comedy snob, huh? You're hired!
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| Task: "Make Krusty Entertain Gamblers with Terrible Impressions". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Milhouse, I have to get inside that casino if I'm ever going to find out what Mr. Burns is up to.
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But children aren't allowed in there. If we want to gamble we have to lie about our age online.
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Hey, Dad... can I have a "Take Your Kid To Work" Day?
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Are you planning to cause trouble? You've never ask for Take Your Kid to Work days at the power plant.
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Um... me environmentalist. Nuclear bad. Me support Native Americans, they like casinos, casinos good...
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Convincing. Utterly convincing.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Investigate Inside the Casino". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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I'm really worried about gambling fever taking over the town. How will this affect our bake sales, for example?
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It's time to save our bake sales with an organization to cure this terrible addiction.
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I got the idea from spending time in AA.
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Absinthe Anonymous.
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Although Absinthe Anonymous is more about hanging out and sharing our love of absinthe.
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| Task: "Make Marge Start "Gambling Anonymous"". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Apu, you also run the casino gift shop? Boy, you must really enjoy selling cigarettes and aspirin.
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It's a terrible job. Mr. Burns has explicitly forbidden me to gouge!
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He wants people to leave richer than they entered.
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But why? What is the secret behind Vice-ville?
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Sshhh -- come into the back room.
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I have one word for you: power.
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Power! Mr. Burns wants to rule Springfield!
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No. It's dark here in the back room, so flip the switch and give the lights power.
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Fine. Lights on.
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Great. Anyway, now I have one word for you: power.
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Okay, like I just said, Mr. Burns wants to take control of Springfield.
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No, that is NOT what I mean. The secret behind this casino is-
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-AARGHH!
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Oh no! Someone shot Apu just as he was about to reveal the truth. This IS a conspiracy.
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Actually, this is just a robbery. Did I interrupt something?
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He did! Keep gambling until March 13th for the conclusion of this story.
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Will it be exciting? You bet! Meanwhile... You, bet.
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| Task: "Make Apu Bleed Out in the Gift Shop". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100/100 and 10
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| On March 13th and after tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Homer, you've been a fantastic entertainment coordinator.
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The people you've hired are good enough to add that Las Vegas feeling, but crappy enough not to distract the gamblers.
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As a reward, I'm giving you your own game to run.
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Thank you, sir!
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I was proud of hiring the clown.
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Yes, he really amped up the crappy.
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Task: "Build Homer's House of Cards". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Deal Cards". The job takes place at Homer's House of Cards and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100/100 and 10
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