| The Bloviator
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Bloviator is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Burns' Casino content update. It requires Reclusive Mr. Burns to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark
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Smithers, I'm bored.
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I've done everything a billionaire can.
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Dated pop stars, bought politicians, endowed museums…
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Yes, your “Museum of Hatred of the Poor” has the lowest attendance of any in the country.
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You haven't run for political office yet.
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And I won't. I'm a billionaire, not a self-glorifying moronic egomaniac.
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Didn't know there was a difference, sir.
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| Task: "Make Burns Mope With Ennui". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Reclusive Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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I've figured it out, Smithers. The one billionaire thing I've never done.
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I'm going to become an eccentric recluse, like my young friend Howard Hughes.
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He died unloved and alone, sir.
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Well, I won't make his mistake.
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I won't die.
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Task: "Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Fade From the Public Eye". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Smithers Deny Requests for Access". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Reclusive Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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I've brought you the mail, sir.
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Did you clean it thoroughly? It might be infected with one of the four humors. Bile or something.
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I think you're becoming a little obsessive.
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Nonsense. Now bring me a pink napkin.
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I need to cover my genitals while I sit naked, repeatedly watching the 1968 blockbuster “Ice Station Zebra.”
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Yep, Howard Hughes really did that.
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Task: "Make Smithers Do All the Work". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Watch “Ice Station Zebra”". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Reclusive Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Sir, you need to come out of this movie screening room. You have a casino and power plant to run.
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Sorry. Recluse.
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Can I at least take away some of these jars of urine?
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No! I just finished arranging them in a perfect pent-heptagon.
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You're covered in germs, Smithers. I banish you from my presence.
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From now on, I want my chicken and milk delivered by drone.
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| Task: "Make Reclusive Burns Sink Into Obscurity". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Reclusive Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Mr. Burns, you can't continue to live by yourself in a darkened penthouse on top of a casino hotel.
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They need the penthouse for Pitbull.
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That chrome-dome gallimaufry? He's still a thing?
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Oh, very well. I'm starting to miss spending time with my fellow humans.
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Setting hounds on them… dropping them down trap doors…
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Yes, you're what America needs more of: billionaires messing around with us.
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| Task: "Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Feel Sunlight on His Face". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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