| The End of the Beginning
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The End of the Beginning is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update.
During the Winter 2015 event, the quest required Level 15 to start.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
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*suck* *suck*
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Oh, you want to go for a walk with Mommy? That's one job I'd love to do!
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Wait, I'm sure I've seen you carrying her around town before.
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That was just a sack of flour.
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And all those Mommy & Me classes?
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Also the flour. I needed to get out of the house. It's not easy taking care of a bag of flour twenty-four hours a day.
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| Task: "Make Marge Take Maggie for a Walk". The job takes 8 hours.
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It's so much nicer carrying a real baby than a flour baby. Finally I can show you off to all the gluten-free moms!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark
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*suck* *suck*
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Again? Sweetie, we just finished a walk five minutes ago.
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*suck* *suck*
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If I wanted a job that took eight hours a day, I'd get one that paid.
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Just kidding. Who's ever heard of a "working mother"?
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| Task: "Make Marge Take Maggie for a Quick Walk". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark
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*suck* *suck*
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Ugh, Maggie -- I simply can't go on another walk with you. Maybe if there was a stroller in this game, or at least a Baby Bjorn.
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How about I get your Daddy to walk you instead?
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Sorry, I'm already busy watching Maggie. She's holding my beer and showing me this really interesting recipe for cookies.
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That's the bag of flour!
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| Task: "Make Homer Spit Take". The job takes 6 seconds.
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You tricked me, Flour Maggie. You'll rue this day… or should I say roux this day!
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Hahahaha! That's-a funny-a one-a! Finally a joke-a for me, Luigi!
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Glad you liked it. I said it, but I don't get it.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Mom, maybe you should enroll Maggie in daycare. Outsourcing our responsibilities as human beings is an American tradition.
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Let my kids be raised by someone else? Wouldn't that be acknowledging my failure as a mother?
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Can someone drive me down to the police station? Wiggum left the lens cap on when he took my mug shot last week.
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Then again, trying something new with parenting isn't always a bad idea.
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Task: "Make Marge Research Daycare". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Build the Police Station".
Task: "Make Homer Take Bart to Retake His Mug Shot". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 8 hours.
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I had no idea how important daycare is for babies.
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Did you know that babies that don't attend daycare are 100% less likely to form memories in daycare?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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I didn't want to enroll Maggie in a daycare where all they do is paint, clap their hands and listen to music.
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But then I found out about preschools, where children learn to paint, clap their hands and listen to music.
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But isn't preschool just the same thing as daycare?
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No sweetie, they have different names -- one which sounds like we're good parents, and one which sounds like we're lazy.
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But they do the same things! The only difference is that daycare is a little bit cheaper.
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Cheaper, eh?
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Task: "Make Marge Apply to Preschools". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Apply to Daycares". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Maggie was too young for any of the schools I applied to.
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There's a bunch of elementary schools in this town, even a high school, but nothing for pre-K.
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We did get into the Stonecutter's Daycare, but that was a limited-time building from a long time ago. Almost no one's got it.
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There's only one thing to do. We need to build something new.
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Got it. I'll build the fire department -- you get the basket!
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That's not what I meant.
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| Task: "Build Ayn Rand School for Tots". It takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry, but we can't accept your daughter Maggie. We received your application too late.
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Too late?! This place just came into existence!
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If you loved your child, you'd have found a way around that. As it is now, our wait list is several years long.
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So I needed to apply when I was pregnant?
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No, you needed to apply when you first signed up for ReadyToSettle.com.
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This is stupid! And I know stupid -- I'm the guy who blew up this town in the first place!
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Are you threatening to let that happen again if I don't let Maggie into our school?
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I wasn't. Should I?
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No, we would never kowtow to the threat of violence. We do however kowtow to the threat of stupidity.
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The only way we can ensure someone with as dangerously inept a parent as yourself doesn't become dangerously inept herself is to educate her.
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Task: "Make Homer Mention Blowing up the Town". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Start at Preschool". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 8 hours.
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Wow. My stupidity scares people into giving me what I want? I'm just like President Bush!
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Bush isn't president anymore.
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He's not?! Is he king now?
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Maggie can start today! Please, Mr. Simpson, just don't go to work.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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The IRS finally found out that I faked my own death, so I've got to call in all your bar tabs.
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Hey Moe, remember that time I blew up the town?
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No need to go crazy, Homer. I'll just make up a fake dependent I never see because my fake ex-wife got custody.
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How about Hazel? I've always wanted to lose custody of a Hazel.
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Task: "Make Homer Mention Blowing up the Town". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Tear Up Homer's Bar Tab". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 9
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Sir, you can't park there.
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Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I blew up the town?
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Yarrr, we have a quota of five hundred shrimp per all-you-can-eat session.
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Blew Up The Town.
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There is no possible way we can name a holiday after you!
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B.U.T.T.
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If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Reroute Parade". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Sea Captain Cull the Sea for the Last of its Shrimp". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall".
Task: "Make Quimby Name a Holiday After Homer". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Acronymize Acronyms". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours.
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Close the banks! I pronounce today Homer Day!
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B.U…
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The first in the eight day celebration we call Homerka!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 10
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Mr. Burns! I demand a raise… as well as paid time off for Homerka, Rosh Homershana, and Simpsom Kipur.
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Keep in mind that I'm that guy who blew up the town, and that will make you say yes to me for some reason.
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No, you’re the man who THINKS he blew up the town. The truth is you had nothing to do with it.
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| Task: "Make Homer Do 10-Hour Spit Take". The job takes 10 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 11
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I distinctly remember destroying the town. There's even a video of it you can watch in the front of the store menu.
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Pish. You were at your workstation… or should I say "doesn't work"-station.
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I had it disabled years ago, on the recommendation of every other safety inspector at the plant.
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What you've been working on is nothing more than a child's toy with spinny wheels and lights that blink when you push the big button.
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Oh!!! So THAT'S how you get the lights to blink.
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Task: "Make Homer Play at His Workstation". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Teach Homer How It Works". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
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Sing together, A, B, C...
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You're the head of plant safety...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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