| Safety Dance
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Safety Dance is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 56 content update. It requires Springfield Gorge to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
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Play through the questline to unlock Bart's Daredevil outfit and a special animated job!
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| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Attention children. I've recently learned that saving money by not paying the school's liability insurance can, in fact, lead to that insurance being cancelled.
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To prevent all conceivable injuries, we've had to make some changes to the schoolyard safety code. "King of the Hill" will no longer be played on hills higher than two inches tall...
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..."Freeze Tag" may only be played with appropriately warm outerwear...
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...and "Simon Says" will hereby be known as "Simon Makes a Respectful Request".
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As for hopscotch, all hopping must be supervised. And there will be no scotch.
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Even in the teacher's lounge?
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| Task: "Make Kids Hop Under Supervision" (x6). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Man, all this schoolyard safety is sucking the fun out of everything.
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They're making us round off all fractions to reduce dangerous sharp edges!
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We can't live like this. Someone has to stand up and fight the system.
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Don't forget to get a signed permission form from the system first!
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Task: "Reach Level 15 And Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Bart Figure How to Fight the System". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Sign a Parental Consent Form". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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You've unlocked the Daredevil Bart outfit!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Daredevil Bart's exclamation mark
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Listen up, chumps! Daredevil Bart is here to overthrow this system of oppression!
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But the rules are there to keep us safe, Bart!
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That's parent talk! Every kid has the right to ride broken, wobbly vehicles, eat junk food until they barf, and generally do stupid stuff!
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He's right, everybody! Let's go out and hurt ourselves!
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Task: "Make Bart Perform Dangerous Tricks". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Run With Scissors". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Martin Go Too Fast On The Merry-Go-Round". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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You've been awarded Daredevil Bart's "Skateboard Tricks" animated job!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Simpson, ever since your kid started acting like a daredevil, our kids have been getting into trouble, too.
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He's right! Todd still has grit in his eye from a risky sandbox maneuver!
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Yeah, and Ralphie hurt himself... somehow. I wasn't really watching.
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Now hold on. Don't you all remember having innocent fun when you were kids?
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Sleeping on railroad tracks, cornering rabid animals, shoving firecrackers up your nose...
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No? Hey, where are you all going?
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Task: "Make Parents Write Misspelled Protest Signs" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 2 hours.
Task: "Make Parents Protest At The Simpson House" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I'm fine if the boy wants to go out and learn his lessons the hard way, but all these complaining parents are killing me!
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Bart and his little friends are only rebelling against authority, just like we did when we were young.
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Whatever we do, they'll try and do the opposite.
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The old reverse psychology trick, eh? Well, I'll show the boy two can play that game.
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Just like I showed Dad when he told me not to drink so much beer!
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I'm going to perform the most death-defying stunt of all time!
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| Task: "Make Homer Jump Springfield Gorge". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge and takes 2 hours.
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God, is that you? I always imagined you'd look less like Bart and more like Magnum P.I.
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No, Dad, it's me. What were you thinking? You almost got yourself killed!
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I wanted to give you something to rebel against, so you'd stop doing stunts.
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That makes no sense. But your stupidity did prove to me that being a daredevil is dangerous.
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I'm going to go do my homework right now!
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Parenting is the easiest thing in the world.
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You've been awarded Homer's "Jump Springfield Gorge" animated job!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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