| Who Led Them Better
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Who Led Them Better is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th of July 2015 content update. It requires Richard Nixon, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark
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What it is, Abe?
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Richard Nixon! What in the blazes are you doing here?
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Got sucked into a time vortex or something. Same as you.
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Is that Dick Nixon?
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Indeed.
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I hate that dude.
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He's not the best.
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Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?
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Gee, I don't know... maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?
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Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for.
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...
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What?
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It's just... we know, okay? We know you got assassinated.
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Well, I did.
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You just don't have to mention it in like every conversation, is all.
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Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting.
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Look. It's not a competition: "Who was a better President, Abe or George?" You've got nothing to prove. So relax.
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I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry.
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Whatever. Drop it.
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Whoa! Getting a little icy in here, boys. Whaddya say we take it down a notch, and all kick back with our favorite pastimes?
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Task: "Make George Washington Try to Cut Down a Cherry Tree". The job takes place at Ye Olde Cherry Tree and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails". The job takes place at Lincoln's Cabin and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Richard Nixon Bowl Around Town". The job takes 4 hours.
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George, we can argue for eternity about which of us was the greatest, but at least we agree on one thing.
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Nixon was the worst.
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Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up China to the West. That was HUGE.
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That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: "sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?"
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He does bring it up a lot.
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So pathetic.
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But seriously, George, for the record -- I DID get shot.
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Just stop.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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