| Narcissism 101
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Narcissism 101 is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th of July 2015 content update. It requires Richard Nixon and Quimby to be obtained.
Dialogue
| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Mr. Nixon, sir? As a career politician with a deep commitment to serving the needs of myself, I am honored to meet you.
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The pleasure is all Nixon's, Nixon's main man.
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I was wondering -- as a relative novice in the ways of political wrongdoing, might I pick your brain for a bit? With all humility, of course…
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Nixon apologizes if this seems indiscreet, but, what is this “I” word you use to indicate you are discussing yourself?
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Er ah… the first person singular. Indicating the speaker is referring to him- or herself.
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Dick Nixon is not familiar with this particular turn of phrase. Dick Nixon feels that it connotes weakness in the speaker.
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But isn't it -- forgive me, oh Vile Sachem -- kind of mandatory? An inescapable convention of -- by your pardon, oh Satanic Sage -- the English language?
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Well, Dick Nixon doesn't claim that Richard M. Nixon has a scholar's grasp of grammatical rules.
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But it seems to Richard Milhouse Nixon that--
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Hey! My name is Milhouse!
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Go away, blue child.
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--anyway, it seems to Nixon that a great leader should always separate himself from the rules of grammar, or, it seems, all reasonable behavior.
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I will learn… er, that is, Quimby will learn this moronic lesson well.
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| Task: "Make Quimby Practice Speaking in the Third Person". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 6 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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