| Rock, Paper, Sister
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Rock, Paper, Sister is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 54 content update. It requires the Powers House to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Bart, I'm going over to the Powers house to welcome Laura back to Springfield. Promise me you won't act weird.
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Are you wearing... cologne?
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The manliest cologne there is. It's called "Venus's Fire".
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Venus is the symbol of women. You're wearing women's perfume.
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No, the bottle was all manly, with a tough looking butterfly standing on a big macho tulip...
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Oh God, I'm wearing women's perfume.
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Task: "Make Lisa Hang Out with Laura". The job takes place at the Powers House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Take a Bath". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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This is fun, Laura!
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Yeah, us girls should hang out more often.
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Hey there, sweet cheeks. You come around here often?
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The street outside my house?
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Yeah, the street's a pretty cool scene. Real chill. Nice vibe.
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*sniffs* Do I detect a whiff of women's perfume?
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What? But I-- Ugh! I'll see you girls later.
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| Task: "Make Bart Take Another Bath". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Good one Lisa. Thanks for getting Bart to leave us alone. That was real cool.
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And if I did something cool, that must mean by extension I am a cool person, right?
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Sure.
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I'm cool! I'm finally cool.
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But acting this excited isn't cool.
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Yeah. Got it. Cool.
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| After finishing the task
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So I'll call you tomorrow, Laura?
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I'll be waiting by the phone!
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I'll call you too, babydoll.
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I'll be washing my hair.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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You look terrible, Lisa.
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I was up all night. Being friends with a teenager takes so much time, with all the calls and texts and tweets and posts.
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Not to mention all the calls and texts and tweets and posts I have to make to the world telling them I have a new teenage friend.
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I've been so busy I've missed two extra credit assignments!
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Which makes you a normal person.
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Exactly, this has to stop. I need some place to hide and do my schoolwork.
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Try Milhouse's. No girl in her right mind would ever go there.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Avoid Laura". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Bart, could you check outside to see if Laura's out there?
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I haven't been to the library in days. I miss the smell of library book dust. I need my book-dust fix!
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Go ahead and sneak out. I've got you covered.
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Really, Bart? Oh, thank you!
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And while Lisa is sneaking out to the library, Laura is sure to follow her...
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Task: "Make Lisa Sneak Out to the Library". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Laura Follow Lisa". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Follow Laura". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Laura, we have to talk! I can't take this anymore.
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But I thought we were friends.
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We are, but you need to give me some space.
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Hanging out this much has made me stop being an over-achiever. Now I'm just a regular achiever!
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That must be very hard for you.
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Don't worry, Laura. You'll always have me.
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Beat it, needbag. That putty nose and fake mustache wasn't fooling anyone. You're a terrible stalker.
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I'll miss hanging out with you, Lisa, but I guess I should find some activities with kids my own age.
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| Task: "Make Laura Mess with Teenage Minds". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 12 hours.
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I'm impressed, Lisa. Laura was totally into you. She even followed you to the library.
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And you sent her packing.
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Oh, no, what have I done? I pushed away the best friend I ever had!
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Laura, wait, I can change!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the game rock paper scissors.
