| The Family Business
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Family Business is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 49 content update. It requires Don Vittorio to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Don Vittorio's exclamation mark
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Fat Tony, today is an auspicious day.
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I will walk amongst the people and share the good fortune of my house.
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You mean in the way stereotypical Italian mafia bestow favors on the day of their daughter's wedding?
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Yes.
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But nothing big. The girl in question is actually my niece.
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And she's just getting her braces off.
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| Task: "Make Don Vittorio Talk with his Hands". The job takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Hey, Don Vittorio, are you really handing out favors? Like, off the books?
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It is a tradition in my family every time someone gets their braces off. What can I do for you, bartender Moe?
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See, I got this side business... involving animals.
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It's like a pet store, except the pets are from outside the country and you pick 'em from the endangered species list.
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I see. And the police, they don't like this side business?
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You got it, Don. I knew you'd understand.
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The police are supposed to protect the rights of the people... except when I pay them not to.
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Task: "Make Don Vittorio Straighten Out Wiggum". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Don Vittorio's exclamation mark
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Mister Vittorio, I'm told you can solve problems?
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This is true, my foreign friend. Tell me what the family can do for you on this day.
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My brother, Sanjay, has been making trouble at the store.
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It's like he's never worked a 24-hour shift or taken a non-lethal bullet before.
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I am familiar with the complications of family business. I'll take care of this.
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I just have to call my horse head guys.
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| Task: "Make Don Vittorio Straighten Out Sanjay". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey, Godfather guy, here's my problem.
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I need Flanders whacked.
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For what reason?
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No big reason, just a bunch of little ones.
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You make me sick! Ned Flanders is a saint!
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Get out of my office, you monster.
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Next!
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Go to the Don for Help" (x10). The jobs take place at Rancho Relaxo and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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What a great, ah, day for a few rounds of golf. I'll just cancel all my afternoon meetings.
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You don't have any meetings today, sweetie. Even your secretary has gone home.
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What? People are usually beating down my door, expecting me to solve their problems for them.
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Looks like a lot of people have been going to see that nice Don Vittorio instead.
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This is a, ah, disaster! If they don't need me, I'll lose their, uh, votes.
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If I don't prove I can be a, ah, good mayor, I'll lose my position and all the perks that come with abusing that position!
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| Task: "Make Quimby Try to Create Good Policy". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Don Vittorio, I need your help.
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I know I was the guy who pushed for organized crime to take care of my problems, but you're taking away my votes.
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And with votes comes perks. And Daddy needs his perks.
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It is fortunate that you came to me when you did.
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I've had my fill of public service. The politician's world is ruthless and corrupt.
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I'm much better suited to the world of organized family business.
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| Task: "Make Don Vittorio Go Back to Business as Usual". The job takes place at Rancho Relaxo and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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