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Country on the Inside
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| Country on the Inside
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Country on the Inside is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 48 content update. It requires the Beer -N- Brawl to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lurleen's exclamation mark
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There was a time when singing at the Beer -N- Brawl was the highlight of my day.
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Now I'm just hoping one of those beer bottles being thrown at my head will knock me out of this funk.
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Less talkin', more singin'!
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I'm too depressed to sing the blues. If only there was an even sadder way to express myself.
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How about poetry?
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Those guys seem pretty depressed. Probably from their lack of job prospects and general public disrespect.
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Nah, Jewel has said all there needs to be said in verse.
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Hey, what about grunge music? It makes you frown just by saying it.
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Grunge. Grunge. Makes me feel like an unclean toilet.
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I guess the nineties are having a comeback.
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Plus you can keep wearing all your plaid shirts from your country days.
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Then it's settled. I'm starting a grunge band. But first I need to find some band mates.
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How you fixin' to do that?
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Simple – Craigslist.
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I'll post an ad for a barbecue pit, buy it, throw a barbecue, and hope some potential band mates show up.
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It's fool proof!
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Task: "Place Barbecue Pit".
Task: "Make Lurleen Barbecue Some Roadkill". The job takes place at the Barbecue Pit and takes 24 hours.
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Boy, Lurleen. This is some of the best grilled mystery meat I've ever had.
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And I buy my meat from the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Our meat is 100% accounted for, 90% of the time.
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Homer, it's so good to see you. With this new band starting up, it would be great to have a manager again.
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I DO have experience in both the fields of band management and grunge music.
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Wow! You are as qualified as you are handsome.
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Are you sure Marge will be OK with it?
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Of COURSE she'll be OK with it.
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Long hours on the road, tearful soulful music driving us together... what could she possibly complain about?
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Grrrrr...
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I'd love to play percussion in your ensemble, as long as it doesn't interfere with my job. I work 9am to 9am.
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Room for one more? I've always had a wee soft spot for grunge.
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Willie ain't an open book.
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Sounds like you've got yourself a band! I'm so happy!
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But you're also out of potato salad, so I don't really know how to feel.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Grunge band? Check.
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Ace manager? Check.
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Sexy lead singer? Check.
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Franz Kafka's nationality? Czech!
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So what do we do now, Homer?
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First order of business – free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl!
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And the band will play?
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Oh, right. You should probably play a show as well. I'm sure we can squeeze you in somewhere.
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Task: "Make Lurleen Perform a Gig". The job takes place at the Beer -N- Brawl and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Drink at Beer -N- Brawl". The jobs take place at the Beer -N- Brawl and take 6 hours.
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Great news – I've brought your band into the twenty first century!
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With what? A social media campaign? ViewTube videos? Viral marketing?
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Even better. I strapped a megaphone to the roof of my car.
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Listen up! Everyone get to the Beer -N- Brawl for free beer!
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Uh, and to listen to my new grunge band: Forever Alone!
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Please don't interrupt me when I'm megaphoning.
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Free beer!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Homer, I don't want to seem like the jealous wife –
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But please stop spending time with women other than me.
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Is this about Princess Kashmir and her proposed blimp trip?
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What? No!
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Well then forget I said that.
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Also, on an unrelated note, do you have any spare helium or hydrogen?
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It's about Lurleen – I don't want you hanging around with that trollop.
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Marge, there's nothing to be afraid of.
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It's just me, music, women, money, endless booze, and a live-like-there's-no-tomorrow attitude.
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If you won't listen to reason, I'll have to confront Lurleen directly...by writing an anonymous article that attacks her character.
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Mention that there's free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl.
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| Task: "Make Marge Write a Smear Article". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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This article in Smear magazine says my songs were stolen from Sadgasm!
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Hey, that's my old band!
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I didn't know anyone still remembered us.
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No one did on the VH1 special "Try Not To Remember The 1990's".
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This is Kent Brockman ambushing you live from a bush. How does it feel to be a fraud?
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We're not frauds! We didn't steal ANY songs!
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I dunno, that's not what this article quotes me as saying...
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Please don't fight without the cameras rolling, otherwise we're just going to make you do it again.
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We're not fighting! I didn't do anything wrong.
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That's what they all say. But then we edit, edit, edit and bingo: guilty confession!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That article was supposed to make Lurleen LESS popular.
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Now the press is all over her and there's talk of a Sadgasm reunion tour.
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I need a stiff drink! One cranberry juice please.
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Homer can't wear flannel nowadays! Whenever he lies down, ants attack him thinking he's a picnic blanket.
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Could also be the bits of sandwich he's always got stuck to his cheeks.
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God I miss Homer.
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Without those sandwich bits, the rats have started to go after the smaller customers.
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I lost three kids with fake IDs that way.
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Well, if the printed page didn't destroy her career, what will?
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You're thinking too small! We need to make a slanderous documentary that exposes all of Lurleen Lumpkins's dark secrets.
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I've been going through her trash so I know a few of them already.
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But we just came up with this idea now! How did you know to start going through her trash?
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Look, do you want Lurleen's dark secrets or not?
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I want them. I want them strewn all over town like dirty laundry.
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Which reminds me I've got a flannel shirt covered in ants I have to wash.
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Task: "Make Moe do a Slanderous Documentary on Lurleen". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 1 day 12 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Do a Load of Laundry". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 1 day 12 hours.
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Wow. I had no idea you had such a dark and twisted past, Lurleen!
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I do not! That movie was full of lies and slander!
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It's like Hollywood doesn't have any respect for the truth!
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You take that back about Hollywood. My cousin was the pig from Babe.
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Homer, that bit about my previous managers all dying of mysterious causes was completely false.
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I just marry them and then they leave me.
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By way of coffin.
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You have to believe me.
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I don't know. That movie might not have had facts, or accurate sources, or evidence, but it did have a CG robot!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lurleen's exclamation mark
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This grunge business isn't getting me out of my depression like I thought it would.
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Apparently being sad all the time doesn't make you happy.
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I miss the country lifestyle – the cowboy boots hiding switch blades, the big trucks, the starry skies, the women with large hairdos hiding switchblades.
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But you're a grunge natural!
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It's like every crowd's energy is lower than the last.
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I can't live like this.
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I need open air, belt buckles in the shape of states, and jello being counted as a salad.
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I'm going back to singing country songs all alone.
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Does that mean no more free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl...?
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I quit!
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| Task: "Make Lurleen Play Country Guitar". The job takes 12 hours.
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I'm sorry Lurleen. I realize now that I was just being a jealous housewife.
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I spread all those lies so that you'd fall from grace.
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Oh, your jealousy was very much justified. I made several passes at Homer, but he didn't understand a single one of them.
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She kept wanting me to go back to her hotel room, but why eat out of a mini-fridge when you can eat out of a normal fridge?
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I guess I lost a man I never had, and a career I never fully understood. I also lost thirty-five cents the other day.
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Lurleen, that's the makings of a great country song!
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About the thirty-five cents? I know.
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Well, is there anything we can do to help?
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Buy my CD?
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Ummm... no.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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