| Demographic Rude-ity
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Demographic Rude-ity is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 44 content update. It requires Akira to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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I think I saw an alien while I was out. He was actually a pretty nice guy/thing.
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Turned out, we both really like raw dolphin meat.
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By the way, where are all the Asian people.
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Are they all crammed into the Buddhist monastery, burning offerings to their ancestors? That is a good time.
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Yeah... Asian people... Comic Book Guy now has a Japanese wife.
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That fat, hairy kaiju?! Is she a horrific creature from the sea as well?
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No, she's very pretty. And really easy to talk to. And smart.
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Doesn't say a lot of jokes though, but no worse than any other woman in town.
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Task: "Reach Level 27 and Build the Springfield Buddhist Temple".
Task: "Make Akira Discreetly Talk About Double Standards". The job takes place at Springfield Buddhist Temple and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Hey, um, where are the Asian people?
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Heh... sooooo, remember when I mentioned Comic Book Guy's wife?
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Yeah. That may or may not have been a long time ago, but it was just one conversation back.
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Sooooo... you and her are it.
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What?! I've seen a space alien! Are you telling me there are half as many space aliens in this town as there are Asian people?
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There are actually possibly three aliens in this town... if the town belongs to a big spender.
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THREE SPACE ALIENS?! There are more space aliens than Asian people?!
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Well, there is Apu. Does Indian count as Asian?
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Our potato-headed, whiskey-soaked papist mayor is about to get an angry Asian earful.
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And before you tell me what I said was racist, I never said Japanese people aren't racist. Just that this is messed up.
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| Task: "Make Akira Take on City Hall". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 24 hours.
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I hear you and understand your frustration. This issue is hotter than spicy kimchi!
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That's Korean.
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Er, is that the wrong type of youse? Siracha? Does that work?
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This meeting has not gone well.
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Here me out in full. The 2010 Census says that 5.6% of the US population is Asian.
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By my count, we have more than 150 possible individuals in Springfield, not including outfits—
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How many of those individuals speak? I bet you're counting pets!
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Limiting to only those who have said things, we have over 100 men, women, children, and whoozits like that.
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Counting you, Kumiko, and Nasapota...the Apus, we have an almost 5% Asian population. Demographically, we're pretty on par with the country.
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Additionally, three quarters of Asian-Americans are concentrated in 10 states. Perhaps Springfield isn't in one of those states.
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We might be a little more diverse than you give us credit for...speaking relative only to the least diverse parts of America.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter
The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 1:
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Huh. Often Asian women characters have the standards of a sitcom housewife.
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But when my cousin who used to be a sumo wrestler hits on Sara Sloane or Alaska Nebraska, nothing but silence.
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He works as a bouncer now, so he meets a lot of celebrities. Pretty cool.
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I guess that does seem... inconsistent.
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Oh yes. Maybe... maybe I can get some Asian-Americans from the monastery to help me promote The Happy Sumo.
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Or any kind of American. But maybe the Asians would be best at understanding how authentic our food is... you know, because they've eaten more of it.
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