US of A Today
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- "Here's good news. According to this eye-catching article S.A.T. scores are declining at a slower rate."
- ―Homer Simpson
- "Dad, I think this paper is a flimsy hodge-podge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King."
- ―Lisa Simpson
- "Hey, this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth--that everything is just fine."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
US of A Today
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Newspaper Information
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US of A Today is an American newspaper.
History
Homer read the newspaper at the breakfast table, and told the family about an eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. Lisa told him then that she thinks this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King. Homer claims that this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.
Stories
- "America's favorite pencil"
- A story about Lucille Botzcowski
- A story involving a baseball player
Behind the Laughter
US of A Today is a parody of the American newspaper USA Today.
Appearances
- Episode – "Homer Defined"