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Milhouse Van Houten is Octo-Weenie is a Simpsons Comics story first printed in Bart Simpson's Pal, Milhouse #1.
Milhouse asks Sherri and Terri if they want to dance with him at the prom, but they refuse because he is a super giant mega-nerd. The bullies overhear this and trap Milhouse in a locker. A few hours later, Agents Sherri and Terri open a gap in the locker where Milhouse was trapped, which lets him access a secret lab. Sherri and Terri confess that they had to pretend he was a geek and says that the world needs him. Milhouse says it does not matter; most people think he is a geeky loser, and not Agent Double Zero, an international super-spy. Martin tells Milhouse the problem:, the students with the worst grades in the school have suddenly received the top grades. Milhouse sees that Bart has received the highest rating in gym class, but he knows this is impossible. Martin tella him that the grades have changed, and this may make grades unnecessary in the future. He says that the mastermind's hideout is a small island in the middle of Lake Springfield. Agent R (Ralph) has added a snorkel to Milhouse's bike to help him with his mission. Milhouse bikes underwater to the island in the lake and climbs up a tree to find the suspects. Milhouse spies on them and it turns out that Database has developed a grade-hacking program, which he sells for lunch money. Milhouse gets discovered by Dolph, who manages to get Nelson and Jimbo to arrest him and transfer him to Database. Database tells Milhouse about his plan: today the grades, tomorrow pink jockstraps for the football team and soon it will be pizza day every day. Database asks his minions to throw him into the lake, but Milhouse asks for one last wish. He wants to drink a diet grapefruit soda (shaken, not stirred). When he opens the soda, it starts to spray all over his computer, destroying it. Database places Milhouse on the Wheel of Pain. Milhouse asks him not to do it, but he is rescued by Willie, who opens the locker, and Milhouse realizes that it was all a dream; he is not cool.
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