Burns' Heir/Quotes

Quotes

(A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family)

Deprogrammer: "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"

Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit

Hans Moleman:(monotonal) "Mom, Dad, I missed you!"

Homer: "Oh son, we finally have you back! "(Homer kisses Hans Moleman)

Marge: "Homer, that's Hans Moleman."

Homer: "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"

Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence

Homer Actor{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all.

Marge Actress{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone.

Homer actor drops his sandwich

Homer Actor: Boh!

Bart: Something about them did not seem right.

Bart departs room

Mr. Burns: What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "Boh!", he says "Doh!"

Homer Actor: Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like Rain Man or Awakenings?

Mr. Burns: Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!