Christmas, the New Frontier

"Christmas, the New Frontier"

Song Information Characters: Comic Book Guy Benjamin Doug Gary Appearance(s): Here We Come A-Filking!

"Christmas, the New Frontier" is a Christmas carol performed by Comic Book Guy, Benjamin, Doug, and Gary.

Lyrics

Phasers blasting now in open fire.

Kirk is screaming at the crew.

Klingon war chants being yelled in defiance.

Tribbles are mating in my shoe.

Everybody knows that Scotty always drinks too much.

Chekov's punching out Sulu.

Spock's had it with this illogical mess -

Star Trek Christmas. .P.U.!

Behind the Laughter

The song is sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song". It references Star Trek throughout.

Appearances

• Comic story – Here We Come A-Filking!