Bart Sells His Soul/Quotes
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- Lisa: May God have mercy on my soul, and Dad's soul, and Mom's soul, and Maggie's soul, and everybody else's soul.
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- Bart: There's no such thing as a soul, it's just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson.(See References for explanation)
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- Bart: (praying) Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson. I know I never paid attention at church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now. I'm...afraid. I'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul and I don't know what they're doing to it! I just want it back. Please? (starts crying) Oh, I hope you can hear this. (Bart's soul flows down from above)