Treehouse of Horror III/Quotes

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Dial "Z" for Zombies

[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies. They head out to the family sedan to get there]

Ned Flanders: [incarnated into a zombie] "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"

[Homer shots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp]

Bart: "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"

Homer: "He was a zombie?"

Clown Without Pity

Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!

Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.

Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!

Homer: [relieved] That's good.

Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.

Homer: [worried] That's bad.

Owner: But you get your choice of topping!

Homer: [relieved] That's good.

Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.

King Homer

Mr. Burns: All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! [He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing] I was strolling through the Gas one day...