The PTA Disbands/Quotes

Principal Skinner: Five dollars a head for admission? But last year it was free!

Ticket agent: New ownership. Points out sign

Sign: DIZ-NEE HISTORICAL PARK. SORRY, BUT THERE'S PROFIT TO BE HAD.

Principal Skinner: What school can afford that?

A double decker bus with "Shelbyville Elementary" arrives. Shelbyville's Principal Valiant departs bus

Principal Valiant: Here is the admission, plus a little something for you. See that they get a little extra education, will you?

Principal Skinner: He thinks he is so hot ever since he won the Principi Awards. Those things are rigged.