The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show/Quotes
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- Troy McClure: "Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie the rockin' dog. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such animated shows as Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp."
- Homer: "Uh, is this episode going to air live?"
- June: "No, Homer. Very few animated shows broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animator's wrists."
At a comics convention. Benjamin, Doug & Gary are in the audience, whom Homer does not seem to recognize
- Doug: Miss Bellamy, in that episode where Itchy rips out Scratchy's ribs and starts playing them like a xylophone, he hit the same rib yet different notes were played. What are we supposed to believe, that this is a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.
- June Bellamy: Well, I, uh...
- Homer: I will field this one. Why on Earth would a man whose T-shirt reads "Genius at Work" spend any time watching a childrens' cartoon show?
- Doug: I withdraw my question.
- Database: Mr. Simpson, is there any way on the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM to complete the first level without using the wizard's key?
- Homer: What the hell are you talking about?
