Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes
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- Phone rings when Marge is clipping coupons with her sisters
- Marge: Hello? Oh my Lord!
- Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys
- Marge: I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!
- Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence
- Patty: Oh my God.
- Selma: What?
- Patty: 5 cents off wax paper!
- Selma slaps herself in shock, completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress
- Marge is in waiting room anxiously praying for Homer. Patty and Selma enter with a greasy ladies man
- Patty: Marge, say hello to Andre!
- Marge{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!
- Patty{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers.
- Selma: I do too.
- Andre: I do not.
