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"Dad, if you take me to Vegas I'll teach you how to cheat at Blackjack."
―Bart Simpson
"Boy, you don't need to cheat when you got a system."
―Homer Simpson
"What's your system?"
―Bart
"I don't tell your mother how much I've lost."
―Homer[src]
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